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5 Ways To Know Its A Nollywood Movie Without Seeing The TV Screen


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of it! Do you remember those times you will hear a particular sound and think to yourself, this must be a Nigerian movie! Here are some of them:

ADVERTISERS VOICE.


The advertiser's voice is unusually very loud, like someone advertising a product in the street. He shouts and talks so fast like a gun is pointing at him to talk fast or die now.
Hear it '' heeeeeyy!!! Come see o, patience ozokwor don dey come oo, pete edochie don dey go oo!!!! heeeey oo!!, husband and wife just dey go, dey come oo. Which kind wahala be dis oo....!!! Lol


RAINBOW SCREEN

Nollywood movie wont start except you see that rainbow colour screen with time countdown from ten....nine...eight...with tim, tim, tim, BOOOM!!!

10 MINS ADVERT

If you are in the bathroom or kitchen, your bro invites you to come see a movie on TV, and then 10mins later, Because you are late you ask him if the movie has started, he says ''they are still on adverts''.
You will be like 'what da hell?'


MUSIC OF DRUMS, EKWE, FLUTE

If the first music you hear is a drum, flute or piano, don't bother looking, nollywood movie is your TV now...lol

FIRST THING YOU HEARD IS ''KIRIRIRIRI GBA, KIRIRIRIRI GBA GBA!!!'

Aaahhhh. This one is a trademark, it needs no introduction...but make sure high BP/Hypertension patient is not sitting in front of that TV...lol

GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!!


Eveywhere is quiet and calm. You know didn't hear any sound from TV but as You are sleeping deeply, snoring......Suddenly...in your dreams, you hear ..GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!!! Congratulations, someone grabbed home a copy....hahaha

WHICH ONE HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED BEFORE? WHICH ONES DID WE NOT ADD? NAME THEM. 
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